Bill de Blasio
The great Muppet mayor
The New York City mayoral race hasn’t generated much real drama, and with few substantive policy debates, it has frequently descended into mudslinging and name-calling.
One insult that has caught on is independent candidate Bo Dietl’s likening of Mayor Bill de Blasio to Big Bird. So if de Blasio’s a big, lovable yellow bird, which puppets best represent the rest of the field?
Bill de Blasio & Big Bird
They’re both tall, kind of goofy and a familiar face on the streets of New York City (though many would take offense with Dietl’s description of the puppet – if not the mayor – as “stupid”).
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Nicole Malliotakis & Zoe
Introduced in 1993 to capitalize on the popularity of Elmo and to balance out a male-heavy lineup, Zoe hasn’t quite caught on. Sounds like Malliotakis, an unknown to nearly two-thirds of city voters.
Bo Dietl & Animal
The private investigator/talking head is a long shot, but he’s made a lot of noise. With his unpredictable attacks and self-described “Wild Man Bo” personality, who’s a better Bo than Animal?
Sal Albanese & Waldorf
Waldorf (along with Statler) has been offering his unvarnished criticism since the ’70s. Albanese, a city councilman in the ’80s and ’90s, has been launching cranky attacks from the sidelines for years.
Scott Stringer & Scott Stringer puppet
Sure, he didn’t have the guts to run for mayor this year. But we couldn’t resist bringing back the Scott Stringer puppet from City & State’s 2015 Manhattan issue.
Anthony Weiner & Gonzo
The former congressman might have been running for another four years as mayor if he had more self-control. Like Gonzo, Weiner loves the spotlight and has, ahem, unusual amorous attractions.
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